F *ck My Life

I came across this thread in HWZ about this site called F*uck My Life. Most of the entries there are pretty hilarious! Below are my favs.

"Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML"

"Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML"

"Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML"